"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> nemo wrote:
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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:47E21F3A.CD200570@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Lucy to Father Christmas: Thanks for the dagger and cordial, but I was
> > > hoping for a Barbie doll!
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> > > Peter: I wanted a GI Joe!
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This was mine:
> > Pigmentation expert to client: "OK. So yer want a dialogue? OK. What
> > colour?"
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This is Tim again:
> Edmund: I am Edmund, and I'm a Turkish Delightaholic. Eating Turkish
> Delight caused me to betray my siblings.
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> Edmund a little later: I have not eaten Turkish Delight in 45 days!
Now it's me.
Was Edmund played by Rower Napkin, son?
AHA! A letter of the Alphabet wearing lots of flashy jewellery: C-Bling!
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