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Episode of 7nth Heaven. Justins Revenge against Glenoak Community Church
Justin finds ***CONTRADICTION*** in bible in acts
when comparing acts 9:07 with acts 22:09
..
7 And the men which journeyed with
him stood speechless, HEARING A VOICE,
but SEEING NO MAN.
..
9 And they that were with me SAW IN-
DEED THE LIGHT, and were afraid; but
THEY HEARD NOT THE VOICE OF HIM THAT
SPAKE TO ME.
..
Captain Johnathan Archer meets with Daniels again. Daniels asks
Johnathan whether he would like to see history being made.
Down on Earth on September 15nth 2003
there will be a historic Bible study and I would Like you to come.
Then Johnathan decides to come and bring Hoshie and Hoshie gets three
pads. One is the traditional English King James Bible and there is
also the Hebrew Old Tesetement and the Greek new testament.
Tripp also comes along with a holocamera with a mike to record the
event for the Holodeck computer system.
They get into a shuttle. Captain Johnathan Archer announces that it may be
long after September 15nth when we get to Earth.
It is already September 14nth and we are in the Delphic Expanse.
Daniels says that that is not a problem because the shuttlepod has been
upgraded with a new quantum slipstream enjine and is very fast.
Daniels puts the co-ordinates in the shuttles computer and programs
automated flight.
After the shuttle leaves Enterprise a tunnel appears arround it for
about 5 seconds. Then the shuttle is in Earth Orbit.
Johnathan Archer turns on the T.V. to WB and Simon Camden announces
that he is responsible for killing someone while driving.
Then Tripp does a manual re-entry and lands the shuttlepod at
Glenoak Community Church.
ding ding
7nth Heaven Theme music....... dong dong.....
Episode of 7nth Heaven
******* JUSTINS REVENGE AGAINST GLENOAK COMMUNITY CHURCH *******
Pete starts the show by making anti-draft signs
in art class. Peter Petroski believes that it is wrong
for the government to require boys to fight in wars against
their will.
Justin shows up late to art class. He had been crying and talking to
the school counselor about the loss of his brother Paul who had died in
a car accident.
Pete then talks to Justin in Art class and offers his friendship.
Justin explains that he hates the establishment in all of its manifestations.
1) The military political establishment is hatable because it gets
involved in unnecessarry wars and even sometimes drafts tender young men
against their will who do not want to fight and requires them to fight.
Far too much money is being spent on other countries while Americans
remain uneducated and community colleges are being first downsized and then
closed.
Somebody should protest against the registering to be drafted into
combat and speak out against reinstating the U.S. military draft.
2) the church establishment has failed its mission to help mankind learn
how to be ethical. Even ministers let their own sons go out and drive
without first teaching them how to drive safely.
The churches are full of hypocracy. They want to tell other people how
to live their lives but the ministers raise their own children as if
none of it actually matters.
The GlenOak Community Church and the other churches that contributed
to their negligence and the ministers school where the pastor Eric Camden
learned to be irresponsible all need to be held financially accountable
for the death of my brother, Paul, which was caused by pastor Eric Camdens
son driving carelessly because the church failed to teach the importance
of safe driving and accountability and responsibility that comes with
free will.
The Establishment is wrong. Support young people. Vote against the
Establishment.
..
Later in the day after school Jimmy Moon and Rod, two ministers
in training (MITs) are helping Eric Camden prepare for Pauls
Funeral at Glenoak Community Church.
They see the shuttlepod and invite Johnathan Archer and Hoshie
and Tripp and Daniels to come into the church.
Justin shows up and he is crying because his brother Paul is dead.
Jimmy and Rod hug him and try to comfort him.
Justin then says that he does not hate young Jimmy and Rod but he
wants to punish the older establishment oriented older church people.
Justin tells Jim and Rod that the older people who run the church
did not teach Simon how to drive safely. They gave him car keys when he
is too young and not ready to drive. the accident that killed Paul
was caused by the church leadership making Simon drive without first
providing him with proper training how to drive safely.
Justin says that he wants help with the ultimate punishing of the
church by finding a contradiction in the churches bible!!
Then Eric announces that the bible is the perfect word of God and
has no chance at all of contradicting itself or even coming close to
a contradiction. Look through that stack of Bibles over there. You will
not find any contradictions no matter how long you search.
Daniels also says that as far as he knows there are no contradictions
in the Holy King James Bible and as far as he knows, nobody will ever
find any because there are none to be found.
Then they needed to choose a starting place. Peter Petroski walks in
The phrase SimonPeter has been mentioned in the bible and Simon had
killed Paul in an auto accident.
There is also a Paul in the Bible. The book of Acts has Peter and
Paul in it so they start there.
Justin had spent a lot of time with his brother Paul before the
accident so when the Bible section came up Justin wanted to know
what happened to the men who were with the other Paul in the Bible.
The SON of a MINISTER hit PAUL with his car
while PAUL was TRAVELING on his bike
Then they opened up some Bibles.
Jimmy Moon and Rod remember a story in both chapter 9 and chapter 22
in Acts when the SON of GOD meets PAUL
when PAUL was TRAVELING to Damascus. They decide to start there.
Paul is leading a group of men to Damascus to arrest some Christians.
It is a time in history before religious freedom and Christianity is
illegal at that time.
There is a story in Acts about Jesus appearing in front of Paul
while he is on his way to Damascus. Jesus looks like a
young teenage boy who is made out of light and he glows brightly.
Jesus asks Paul Why are you persecuting me ??
(When Paul persecutes people who believe in Jesus it is like Jesus
is also being persecuted)
There are men who are with Paul. The big mystry is what they
experienced.
Jimmy Moon goes over the story in Acts 9 something while Rod goes over
Paul retelling the Same story in part of Acts chapter 22.
section with Acts 9:7
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5 And he said, Who art thou, Lord?
And the Lord said, I am Jesus whom
thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to
kick against the pricks.
6 And he trembling and astonished
said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to
do? And the Lord said unto him, Arise,
and go into the city, and it shall be told
thee what thou must do.
7 And the men which journeyed with
him stood speechless, HEARING A VOICE,
but SEEING NO MAN.
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section with Acts 22:9
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6 And it came to pass, that, as I made
my journey, and was come nigh unto
Damascus about noon, suddenly there
shone from heaven a great light round
about me.
7 And I fell unto the ground, and heard
a voice saying unto me, Saul, Saul, why
persecutest thou me?
8 And I answered, Who art thou, Lord?
And He said unto me, I am Jesus of
Nazareth, whom thou persecutest.
9 And they that were with me SAW IN-
DEED THE LIGHT, and were afraid; but
THEY HEARD NOT THE VOICE OF HIM THAT
SPAKE TO ME.
10 And I said, What shall I do, Lord?
And the Lord said unto me, Arise, And
go into Damascus; and there it shall be
told thee of all things which are ap-
pointed for thee to do.
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After Jimmy read the 9 part Rod read the 22 part.
Peter Petroski asked both Jim and Rod to find the place about
the men who were with Paul when Jesus was talking to Paul.
Then Justin asked Jimmy what those men with Paul heard
Jimmy said that the men who were with Paul heard a voice.
Justin then asked Rod what they heard. Rod said that they
did not hear anything.
Eric Camden then asked WHAT??
Justin explained that there were men who were with Paul when Paul
met Jesus on his way to Damascus in Acts. Jim told Eric to check
acts 9:07
Rod told Eric to check acts 22:09
..
Eric got a couple of bibles from the stack and looked it up
..
in acts 9:07
7 And the men which journeyed with
him stood speechless, HEARING A VOICE,
but SEEING NO MAN.
..
in acts 22:09
9 And they that were with me SAW IN-
DEED THE LIGHT, and were afraid; but
THEY HEARD NOT THE VOICE OF HIM THAT
SPAKE TO ME.
..
Hoshie immediatley checked the origonal Greek from both Bible areas.
Then Hoshie announced that the English traditional King James Bible
was translated correctly from the Greek. There is no possibility of
a translation error.
The Greek for hear or heard is based on physical sound akouo. The
Greek akouo always refers to physical sound and never to understanding.
Then Hoshie e-mails starfleet command to report the discovery.
Eric Camden checked both bible areas. Both areas were discussing Jesus
meeting Paul when Paul was approaching Damascus. The verses being
compared are about the men who were with Paul at that time.
Eric then says that this is impossible. It looks like a double
contradiction. hearing but not hearing. Not seeing anything but seeing.
Eric says that this is not really happening because he knows that the
King James Bible is the perfect word of God and has no contradictions.
Rod and Jimmy walk Justin home. They give him bags of candy.
They give Justin the bible study notes. Compare Acts 9:07 with Acts 22:09
Justin then writes about this Bible Studys results on the Internet.
Eric Camden then breaks down in tears because his main belief in the
Perfect Bible has been seriously challenged.
Then Captain Johnathan Archer and Hoshie and Tripp and Daniels
get back in their shuttlepod and leave Earth.
The next day Justin goes over the material with his friends at school.
Finally, On Sunday Morning, Justin goes to the Glenoak Community Church.
He discusses his brothers death at the funeral and how the church leadership
will not raise their own kids properly but they want to tell other families
how to raise their kids.
Then Justin asks Rod and Jimmy what is a fair and balanced punishment
for the church for killing his brother.
Then Jimmy tells Justin that he is not just the surviving brother of
a car accident. Jimmy assures that Justin has done a great thing by
discovering a contradiction in Acts that has remained undiscovered for
hundreds of years. Jimmy then insists that Justin is qualified to
punish the church for killing his brother and there is no need to be fair.
Then Justin announces his punishment of the church.
IF GOD WANTED PEOPLE TO DONATE TEN PER CENT OF THEIR INCOME TO
CHURCHES ON SUNDAYS HE WOULD HAVE PROVIDED ALL OF US WITH A RELIABLE
HIGH QUALITY PERFECT BIBLE WITHOUT CONTRADICTIONS!!
God would have made the Bible contain his own perfect words
and he would have kept out low quality junk like the Book of Acts.
Churches should have checked the accuracy of the bible hundreds
of years ago and prevented the book of ACTS from making it into the
Holy Bible. Churches were extremely NEGLIGENT to carelessly allow the
poor quality book of ACTS to remain unchallenged for so many hundreds
of years!! Churches must now start PAYING for that negligence!!
NO MORE DONATIONS!!!!!!!!
Justin then asks everybody to postpone their next donation to church
until the bible is fixed. Scince the bible consists of smaller books
the contradiction in ACTS invalidates all of ACTS but the rest of the
Holy Bible is still high quality stuff from Jesus.
Then Rod points out that there were two accidents. The obvious car
accident on T.V. was one of them. That accident provoked the discovery
of the much bigger accident that happened many hundreds of years ago when
the garbage book of Acts was accidently placed into what otherwise was
supposed to be a high quality perfect Bible. I never have liked the
book of acts. It has many bad parts and seems to be a non-religious
book throughout!!
I am not surprised that the book of Acts is the one book in the Bible
that has contradictions. I always suspected that somebody would eventually
find something wrong with the book of Acts and invalidate the entire book
of Acts like we have done here in this episode.
Then Jimmy Moon checks the Internet. Justins message has been there
for several days.
Someone else did a follow up on Justins message. They reconfirmed
that the contradiction in Acts exsists in the first Greek text and that the
English traditional King James Bible was translated correctly even in
that area that contradicts.
Their link is
....
http://www.infidels.org/library/magazines/tsr/1994/1/1voice94.html
....
Daniels comments that some Macintoshes are not Year 2000 compliant
and that the 1994 reference is actually pointing to September 2003.
Daniels believes that Justins message of September 16nth 2003
was probably the first message about the contradiction in Acts in
the Bible.
Captain Johnathan Archer and Tripp and Hoshie and Daniels get back to
Enterprise in the Delphic expanse and Tripp copies the Bible Study
with Justin from his holocamera with Mike to the Enterprise Holodeck
Computer.
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Those of you out there reading this on the Internet may be wondering
whether this is just a T.V. show script about the Glenoak community
Church and its paperwork or about the real Holy King James Bible.
Check your own real Bible before you go back to church. Find out whether
Acts 9:7 contradicts Acts 22:9 in real King James Bibles!!
Is this script about reality?? the answer is in your own Bible!!
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This episiode of 7nth Heaven is written by a highly talented scriptwriter.
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