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Subject: Re: Alice never sleeps.
Date: 31 Jul 2003 03:29:04 -0700
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In article <3ac7f5e5.0307310144.2e83fbe@posting.google.com>, el_pup98@yahoo.com
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>"James Tipper" <jtipper@adelphia.net> wrote in message
>news:<wFyVa.5532$gi.3408752@news2.news.adelphia.net>...
>> Even when they go to the Grand Canyon Alice is on duty. She's scrubbing pots
>> in the river in the desert heat. POTS? I guess hamburgers are no good
>> camping. Not when Alice can make braised veal shanks "osso Buco" in POTS.
>> You just know if Cindy unzipped her tent on a whim at three in the morning
>> and demanded eggs florentine and pain perdu, Alice would snap to a groggy
>> attention.
>> What's the alternative? Getting beaten like a rented mule by Mike? Getting
>> thrown out on the street with no 401K?
>> Sleep now Alice. It's all over.
>>
>> - James
>>
>> Est'd 1969
>
>Look at the big picture. The old gasbag slept ajacent to the laundry
>room, never had a day off, never got a raise, was on-call 24/7 to
>continually put up with the antics of America's premier retard family,
>and never bitched about any of it. Let's face it, Alice wasn't the
>sharpest tool in the shed......she was about 51 cards short of a full
>deck....and the Brady's took full advantage of her.
>She was also one bottle short of a six pack.
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