"James Tipper" <jtipper@adelphia.net> wrote in message news:<wFyVa.5532$gi.3408752@news2.news.adelphia.net>...
> Even when they go to the Grand Canyon Alice is on duty. She's scrubbing pots
> in the river in the desert heat. POTS? I guess hamburgers are no good
> camping. Not when Alice can make braised veal shanks "osso Buco" in POTS.
> You just know if Cindy unzipped her tent on a whim at three in the morning
> and demanded eggs florentine and pain perdu, Alice would snap to a groggy
> attention.
> What's the alternative? Getting beaten like a rented mule by Mike? Getting
> thrown out on the street with no 401K?
> Sleep now Alice. It's all over.
>
> - James
>
> Est'd 1969
Look at the big picture. The old gasbag slept ajacent to the laundry
room, never had a day off, never got a raise, was on-call 24/7 to
continually put up with the antics of America's premier retard family,
and never bitched about any of it. Let's face it, Alice wasn't the
sharpest tool in the shed......she was about 51 cards short of a full
deck....and the Brady's took full advantage of her.
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