"Brady" <llendiditdke@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<W4jvc.5781020$iA2.668791@news.easynews.com>...
> The reason that your bed squeaks is because you pee in your sleep. The urine
> corrodes the mattress springs, eventually the rusty springs squeak. Most
> people, and I assume Mike and Carol are included here, do not pee in the
> bed, therefore their beds would not be expected to squeak. The size of
> Carol's butt has no bearing on the squeakiness of the mattress.
Brady, your explanation of PMCS [Pissy Metal Coil Syndrome] was most
eloquent. Thank you for taking the time.
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