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Brady (llendiditdke@hotmail.com) 2004/06/02 05:44

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The reason that your bed squeaks is because you pee in your sleep. The urine
corrodes the mattress springs, eventually the rusty springs squeak. Most
people, and I assume Mike and Carol are included here, do not pee in the
bed, therefore their beds would not be expected to squeak. The size of
Carol's butt has no bearing on the squeakiness of the mattress.
"T.P." <T.P._member@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:c9fcjt02521@drn.newsguy.com...
> Howcum you never heard Mike and Carols bed squeak when they were in
bed????Was
> their a matress with springs or were they lying on plywood to prevent
squeaks?
> Wonder if Carol ever got splinters in her huge butt?
>



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