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Subject: Re: Hilarious Lost Episode Last Night!
Date: 17 May 2004 04:55:03 -0700
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In article <20040516135941.09334.00000609@mb-m01.aol.com>, Saggiediaperz says...
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>Hilarious Lost Episode Last Night!
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>One of the best ever lost episodes was on last night - hilarious! Marcia, Jan
>and Cindy set out to make Carol her special request birthday dinner. At a
>family meeting - minus Carol who is out shopping, the girls tell the family
>they will have to save all of their bowel movements for the week. They just
>want solid poop, and not diarrheas or watery anal discharges. Mike asks "Are
>you sure Carol wants to eat BM's?" Jan retorts "Shut up homo boy!" Marcia
>comments "Yea, you could be driving along Santa Monica Boulevard cruising for
>boys and have your brakes mysteriously fail - so just keep your fag boy mouth
>shut!" Mike is quiet.
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>Later that week, on Carol's birthday, the girls form the bowel movements into
>small patties, bread and lightly fry the BM's in a skillet. The family
>gathers, and dinner is served. Carol takes one bight of her patty, spits it
>out and yells "THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT!!" "Yes" Jan says, "It's what you wanted!"
> Carol ponders this for a moment, and laughs. "Oh Jan" she says, "I wanted
>CRAB cakes, not CRAP cakes!" The whole family laughs. Just then, Alice, who
>hasn't heard all of this, walks in and says "Diarrhea sauce anyone?"
>Sidesplitting laughter!
>
>A wonderful lost episode!
>
tony replies in message 48065.76@here@.met>>I like the episose where Florence er
Carol loses her bra. She blames Marcia,but Marcia says her bra is too small and
wouldnt fit her. Then she blames Jan. But we all know that Jan dont wear bras!
Then its got to be Greg. But Greg is into panties and besides, he wants to see
breasts not a bra! Carol is in the bakyard talking to Mr Dittmeyer,when a bra
falls from the tree like a parachute.Carol is embarresed because Ditt(that his
nickname) knows its Carols bra.
Carol looks up and sees their cat (you remember the Bradys cat from the episode
where they get married and tiger chases him). It was him who stole Carols bra!
It seems when Carol took her bra off, she put it in a hamper full of catnip!!
The cups were chewed up leaving to holes in each cups end. Ditt is seen pushing
his forefinger in the cup and saying "look, you can wear this and get your
knockers sucked without taking your bra off!Carol thanks Ditt for grabbing her
bra and takes her blouse off to put her bra on (Carol has the smallest tits
youve ever seem) Her nipples are prutruding thru the bra. She then yells
"suppertime" and we see the kids line up ad suckle Carol.We never see the cat
again.
Thats why Mike refused to be in this episode. He thought it was unrealisic. He
thought having Carol rip her pants (in the seat )while doing manual labor would
have been better.
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