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Date: 16 May 2004 17:59:41 GMT
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Subject: Hilarious Lost Episode Last Night!
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Hilarious Lost Episode Last Night!
One of the best ever lost episodes was on last night - hilarious! Marcia, Jan
and Cindy set out to make Carol her special request birthday dinner. At a
family meeting - minus Carol who is out shopping, the girls tell the family
they will have to save all of their bowel movements for the week. They just
want solid poop, and not diarrheas or watery anal discharges. Mike asks "Are
you sure Carol wants to eat BM's?" Jan retorts "Shut up homo boy!" Marcia
comments "Yea, you could be driving along Santa Monica Boulevard cruising for
boys and have your brakes mysteriously fail - so just keep your fag boy mouth
shut!" Mike is quiet.
Later that week, on Carol's birthday, the girls form the bowel movements into
small patties, bread and lightly fry the BM's in a skillet. The family
gathers, and dinner is served. Carol takes one bight of her patty, spits it
out and yells "THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT!!" "Yes" Jan says, "It's what you wanted!"
Carol ponders this for a moment, and laughs. "Oh Jan" she says, "I wanted
CRAB cakes, not CRAP cakes!" The whole family laughs. Just then, Alice, who
hasn't heard all of this, walks in and says "Diarrhea sauce anyone?"
Sidesplitting laughter!
A wonderful lost episode!
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