| Re: Did Carol ever mow the lawn in ...? |
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| Brady (brady@hotmail.com) |
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From: "Brady" <brady@hotmail.com>
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Subject: Re: Did Carol ever mow the lawn in ...?
Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2003 00:32:48 -0500
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"turfmaster" <turfmaster_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message
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> Did Carol ever mow the lawn in her bikini or shorts?nDid the Ditmeyers get
an
> eyefull or was Carol too good to do manual labor?
>
Carol received a restraining order preventing her from lawn-work. Seems she
waited until after everyone had gone for the day, and sent Alice on an
errand. She'd put on one of Cindy's microminidresses, and a pair of Marcia's
snow-white stretch panties, and bent over several times while mowing the
astroturf. Ol' Ditmeyer had a heart attack, and his widow effected the
order.
In addition, the mower running over Tiger's dried-up logs sent enough toxic
powder into the atmosphere to alert the California Air Resources Board,
which subsequently added to the restraining order. The astroturf was never
mowed again.
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