"turfmaster" <turfmaster_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:bfpgd907v7@drn.newsguy.com...
> Did Carol ever mow the lawn in her bikini or shorts?nDid the Ditmeyers get
an
> eyefull or was Carol too good to do manual labor?
>
Carol received a restraining order preventing her from lawn-work. Seems she
waited until after everyone had gone for the day, and sent Alice on an
errand. She'd put on one of Cindy's microminidresses, and a pair of Marcia's
snow-white stretch panties, and bent over several times while mowing the
astroturf. Ol' Ditmeyer had a heart attack, and his widow effected the
order.
In addition, the mower running over Tiger's dried-up logs sent enough toxic
powder into the atmosphere to alert the California Air Resources Board,
which subsequently added to the restraining order. The astroturf was never
mowed again.
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