saggiediaperz@aol.com (Saggiediaperz) wrote in message news:<20040405213530.17086.00000841@mb-m28.aol.com>...
> I was wondering if Mike ever considered putting the kids on a bowel movement
> schedule? Each child would have only one BM per day, and that BM would be
> scheduled and weighed. For example, Jan would move her bowels from 7:30am to
> 7:35am every morning. The kids would be severely disciplined with corporal
> punishment spankings if they did not follow the bowel movement schedule, or
> made a larger or smaller BM than they were allotted. The schedule could be
> adjusted as the kids grew older. For example, as Cindy and Bobby moved into
> puberty, the time allotted to make their BM could be increased, and the
> allotment for a larger bowel movement would be made.
>
> Mike would have saved on sewer costs and toilet paper, and the kids would
> become well disciplined and able to handle a scheduled, structured lifestyle.
> Mike, however, probably would not want to do the spankings pants down, just in
> case one of the kids had an accident. He would have ended up getting his hands
> dirty with BM if he did.
>
> What do you think?
you're sick.
SC, Julia Stiles fan
|
|