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From: saggiediaperz@aol.com (Saggiediaperz)
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Date: 06 Apr 2004 01:35:30 GMT
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Subject: Brady Bunch Television Show
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I was wondering if Mike ever considered putting the kids on a bowel movement
schedule? Each child would have only one BM per day, and that BM would be
scheduled and weighed. For example, Jan would move her bowels from 7:30am to
7:35am every morning. The kids would be severely disciplined with corporal
punishment spankings if they did not follow the bowel movement schedule, or
made a larger or smaller BM than they were allotted. The schedule could be
adjusted as the kids grew older. For example, as Cindy and Bobby moved into
puberty, the time allotted to make their BM could be increased, and the
allotment for a larger bowel movement would be made.
Mike would have saved on sewer costs and toilet paper, and the kids would
become well disciplined and able to handle a scheduled, structured lifestyle.
Mike, however, probably would not want to do the spankings pants down, just in
case one of the kids had an accident. He would have ended up getting his hands
dirty with BM if he did.
What do you think?
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