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Subject: Alice's Recipe for Meatloaf (authentic!)
Date: 1 Mar 2004 00:15:26 -0800
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This recipe will make 8 servings of meat loaf. Only 8, not 9. Alice
never got to eat any. She ate crackers in her room in the dark after
everybody was finished and she washed the dishes.
This was taken verbatim from Alice's recipe book.
Ingredients:
6 lbs. of ground round (paid for by giving Sam a rim job)
2 Whole onions (for that wonderful bloomin' Brady breath)
2 Bell peppers
10 Eggs (to make the meat stick together and to keep the Brady's
cholestorol level high)
15 Tablespoons of salt
1 Handful of loose pubes
What to do:
Pre-heat oven to 90 degrees f.
Throw all the meat into a bowl with eggs and mix with hands (don't
forget to spit into food to get back at them for not letting me eat
with them). Mix with unwashed hands after taking a sloppy dump. Cut
onions and bell peppers into even pieces. Mix into already mixed meat.
Add salt.
Save loose pubes till after the meatloaf has been taken out of the
oven. In fact, soak them overnight so they'll be able to bend a
little, given the wire-like consistency of my pubes.
Heavily grease a breadpan with extra K-Y jelly found under Thindy's
pillow. Transfer meat into breadpan. Put into preheated oven and cook
at 90 degrees for 5 hours.
Take out of oven. With a fork, pull apart areas at random and pack
loose pubes into holes (make sure they've been soaked long enough so
they won't poke the roofs of the Brady mouths.
Garnish with parsely and serve!
Has anybody else come across pages from Alice's Recipe Book?
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