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Date: 25 Jan 2004 02:57:27 GMT
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Subject: Lost Episode Tonight - Don't Miss!
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Did you know there were several versions of the Hawaii trip episodes? The
producers shot four of them to confuse the cast and keep the actual show a
suspense. Unfortunately, the one that was shown wasn't never the one intended
to be released to the public. Tonight, they will be showing this classic lost
episode - the one that was SUPPOSED to be released.
After giving his boss the BJ of a lifetime, the entire Brady family is sent to
Hawaii to check out the construction of Mike's specially designed gay
bathhouse. The boys are hanging around the construction workers when Bobby
finds a bowel movement. "Wow!" he said. "A good luck BM" Bobby swore he
would keep the poop with him forever.
Well, bad things started to happen to Bobby the split second he picked up the
BM. One of the construction workers on the gay bathhouse saw Bobby bending
over and couldn't resist grabbing him, pulling off Bobby's pants and thrusting
his giant manhood inside. Throughout the show more and more bad luck was
happening. Furniture fell on the kids, and Greg took the BM with him
surfboarding. A giant shark leaped up and completely bit off Greg's nuts, now
making 4 Brady girls. It was awful.
The boys returned to the construction site to find Mike giving BJ' construction
workers. Mike said he would tell his boss they were doing a heavenly job on
the gay bathhouse. One of the workers notices Bobby, Peter and Mike's new
daughter Greg watching them. He see's Bobby with the BM around his neck.
"Where did you get that?" one of the constructor workers asked as he was
reaming Mike. "That's a bad luck charm!" Turns out it is bad luck to pick up
a poo on a gay bathhouse construction site in Hawaii when it was designed by an
architect on the mainland. Once you have it, it is always bad luck. To get
rid of the bad luck, you must find the owner of the poo and give it back.
TO BE CONTINUED!
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