Yes, I just checked TV Land and it seems Mo found some more reels in
an old trunk.
"Oh Fuck, I Shit Myself......Again!"
Guest Star: Soupy Sales
In this rare episode, Marcia and Jan win tickets to see their favorite
comedian Soupy Sales on a local TV program. Soupy and Jan make eye
contact, and so Soupy asks his roadie to have Jan and Marcia come
backstage for a drink. After the girls have had a couple of dry
martinis, Soupy leaves the room and comes back wearing nothing but
lipstick and a leopard bikini top. The site of Soupy, their favorite
comedian dressed like that makes them hot. Fade to commercial. Soupy
knows he's going to score with these little groupies, but right
before Jan kisses him, the martinis start churning in their stomachs
and produces a horrible gassy feeling like there's a force inside of
them that's going to spray all of the fecal juice inside of them all
over the room. They run for the door and don't quite make it. Runny
yellow crap runs down both of their legs. And since they had Alice's
famous spaghetti for lunch, the crap looks like Top Ramen. The stench
of the molten crap is so bad that Soupy pukes all over the place and
so they all decide to get a room at a hotel. Fade to black.
Another unearthed episode is entitled "Don't Look Now, But I Have
Wormth!"
Guest Star: Vincent Price
This was intended as the fourth part of the Hawaiian trip, but they
decided to shorten it to three parts.
This episode starts right after the Hawaiian luao. After the party,
the family goes back to the hotel to pack. In the girls' room, Marcia
and Jan are packing and they hear a scream coming from the bathroom.
They yell "What's wrong Cindy?" Then Cindy cries "Thereth thumthing
coming out of my ath!" So the other girls come in to find a huge
5-foot long white tapeworm hanging out of Cindy's bunghole. Marcia and
Jan brainstorm and decide the best thing to do is to pull it out. Jan
grabs a pair of tweezers and grabs hold of the 4-inch-around beast.
But as Jan pulls, Cindy screams bloody murder. "Thtop! Itth got hold
of me by the kidneyth!" Panicked, Marcia runs to the boy's room to ask
for their help. All three boys come in and by this time, Marcia has
Cindy spread eagle nude on the bed so they can get a better look at
the worm. After a few seconds, Peter says "I've got it!". Jan says
"You do? What!??" Peter says "A tremendous boner!". (Laugh track
laughs uncontrollably)...fade to commercial. Back from commercial,
they've already told Alice about the dilemma. Alice decides the best
thing to do is to ask Vincent Price. Greg runs and tells Vincent
what's happened and Vincent says he's got the answer to their
problems. Vincent runs and gets his napsack and meets the kids at the
hotel. When he gets there, Vincent reaches into his bag and pulls out
a flute. He starts playing an ancient Hawaiian tune that is used to
charm snakes. "Dum de dum dum dooooo... dum dum dum DUM dum De
Doooo..." Sure enough, the worm starts to move around hypnotically to
the sound of the music and starts to release himself from Cindy's
tight young supple sphincter. Vincent says the price of his services
will be he gets to keep the worm. The kids agree and then the episode
cuts to them getting back on the airplane and going home. See what you
miss when the networks get ahold of shows?
Anybody else heard of other unaired episodes like these?
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