I just read over on TVLAND.com that Maureen McCormick was recently
dusting out her basement and found a few reels of lost BB episodes on
16mm film. She has sold them to Paramount.. Apparently Sherwood left
them in Maureen's hotel room while they were in Hawaii, but that's
another story.
TV Land has posted synopses of these rare, unaired episodes which will
be shown on March 8.
"One Little Injun"
In this episode, Alice and the kids go to the grocery store and buy
the ingredients for Alice's popular meat loaf. Cindy and Bobby wander
off and get lost and an Indian boy help them find the group again.
They invite the Indian home with them for meatloaf, and he accepts.
Hijinks ensue when on the way back home, the Indian kid pulls a "one
cheek sneak" and gasses everybody out of the car. When they get back
home, Carol shows a side of her that nobody's ever seen before. She
says to get that redskin Indian out of her house. Heartbroken, the
kid leaves, but Cindy and Bobby bring him meatloaf smuggled in a
flashlight. Then the Indian kid scalps both of them and stuffs their
scalps into the flashlight and throws the flashlight through the
living room window.
This episode has never been seen due to its obvious racial undertones.
"Goddamn, Who Crapped in the Sink?"
This episode, Greg, Marcia and Bobby both get food poisoning at the
local pizza parlor. It seems that the anchovies were raw. By the time
they arrive back at the Brady house, all three run up the stairs,
ready to poop their pants. They all get to the bathroom door at the
same time and they fight as to who gets to use the bathroom first.
Panic ensues when each of them feel drips down their pantlegs, so Greg
and Marcia use the bathtub and Bobby sticks his skinny rump in the
sink. Their thick turds clog the drains and Mike calls a plummer.
Carol also calls a plummer, so two plummers arrive. One is a female,
played by Mrs. Cunningham and the other is a male played by the dad on
Dennis the Menace. The Bradys decide to let both plummers work
together since they can't decide which one to use. They both gasp at
the stench coming from the fecal deposits left by the Brady kids and
leave, never to return. Then Bobby remembers that Peter still owes
him, so he makes Peter fish out all of the turdlings from the sink and
bathtub while they go back to the pizzeria and pig out.
In this episode, Thindy's eaten too many plums with her breakfast so
she "crapth her panneeth" on the way to school. Bobby's with her so he
has the idea that Cindy throws her underwear away so she can still go
to school. She does that, and everything's fine until one of the
school kids goes to goose Cindy and he finds a little surprise. She
hasn't quite wiped her ath yet so he's got a hand full of fecal bits
and juice. He flings his hand is disgust and it all lands on the
school principal's face. Cindy and the boy get suspended from school
and Cindy cries when her daddy comes to pick her up. He's really mad
and spanks her bare ath and gets crap all over his hands too. He says
"what's all this, Cindy?" and Cindy says "Thath my poopoo daddy". Then
Mike says "That's what I thought" and sticks his fingers in his mouth
and says "Mmmm.. finger lickin' good"! Fade to black. Apparently,
"Kentucky Fried Chicken" was a sponsor.
Did anybody else hear about these lost episodes? If anybody hears
about more, please post them.
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