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Subject: What I got for Christmas episode
Date: 3 Jan 2004 11:18:29 -0800
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Today they showed the What I got for Christmas episode. Carol and Mike went to
the Ditmeyers for a few drinks. After a few, Carol told Penelope Dittmeyer that
for Christmas she got a buttmaster, a thighmaster, a treadmill and an
appointment with Dr.Vavoom for a breast augmentation. Carol was worried that
people thought she had a fat a--,chunky thighs and a flat chest. Wilbert
Dittmeyer told Carol to wear the wonder bra,the fanny squeezer and longer
dresses to compensate for her weaknesses. Carol mistook Wilbert advice (she was
drunk at the time)and wore shorter dresses,no pantyhose and no bra.
That's why Carol has a huge butt,chunky thighs and no tits.
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