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Date: 31 Dec 2003 20:55:06 GMT
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Subject: Wonderful Lost Episode on Tomorrow - Don't Miss It!
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Wonderful Lost Episode on Tomorrow - Don't Miss It!
One of my favorite list episodes will play on New Year's Day.
Depressed that she has no unique identity, Jan saves her money to buy a brown
pubic hair wig. She is convinced the new wig will give her a one of a kind
look. She buys the wig, and proceeds to take it to a party (I think it's a
sleepover or something). At the party, she pulls up her dress, pulls down her
panties and exclaims to all her friends "Look at me!" "Look at me everyone!
I'm the new Jan Brady." She proceeds to show them all her new brown pubic
hair. They all laugh and point, and Jan runs home in embarrassment.
A few minutes later, we find the doorbell ringing, and a sobbing Jan opening
the door. Her friend (I think it may be Jenny) starts to explain "Oh Jan. I
thought you were kidding!" "We're all so jealous of your blond pubic hair!
It's so soft and smooth, I just love to spend hours petting it."
Just then, a purple Cadillac drives up, and a bunch of thugs and a man dressed
up in fluorescent polyester, hat and feather coughs up "Hey - You been messing
with my Bitch Jan?" "Making fun of her?" "Making her feel bad about her new
pubic hair?" "Boys - teach her a lesson she'll never forget!" The thugs
proceed to take a baseball bat, beat the tar out of Jenny, gang bang her and
take dumps on her face. Jan says "That will teach you to make fun of me, scum
queen!"
9 months later, Jenny delivers a 10 pound black baby boy.
A hilarious episode!
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