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Date: 29 Dec 2003 23:09:54 GMT
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Subject: New Brady Bunch Lost Episode on Tonight!!!!
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Brady Bunch Missing Episode Found - the Mystery of the Clean House Solved!
Tonight you will see that famous missing episode that ties the entire series
together. We have all noticed how clean the Brady house is. Unfortunately,
without seeing this episode, we never knew why. Alice begs Mike to buy her
some steel wool pads so she can spiff up the pace. As usual, mike was too damn
cheap, citing that he needed the money for his dildo collection. He had just
enough pocket change to buy a 9" vibrating Negro flesh colored beauty with the
extra long head. He pondered buying some steel wood pads for Alice, but then
realized he could not afford the optional remote control for his new best
friend if he did. He tells Alice to figure another alternative, and that he
would have Carol bitch slap her (Alice) if she didn't clean the damn place up.
Alice was working on cleaning the baked on oven crap off with her tongue when
she realized how wonderful her pubic hair would work to scrub the mess off.
She proceeds to lift up her dress, pull her panties down, squirts some soap on
her pubes and mounts the oven. Unfortunately, Bobbie walks in just as she's
thrusting her pelvic region up and down over the oven door. He screams, "What
the bloody hell are you doing, you sick pervert!" He threatens to run to Carol
and tell her. Alice grabs Bobbie by the dick, and says "Listen you snot nosed
piece of little girlboy crap!" "You say a word, and I'll tell your Mommy and
Daddy that you've been masturbating into Cindy's Kitty Carryall doll's mouth.
Mike will spank you with one of his butt plugs, and Carol will force you to
lick her feet. Now, get out of here you little creep"
Bobbie never says a thing, and the Brady house to this day is the most spotless
one on the neighborhood. Alice eventually got a job moonlighting for the LA
County's Maintenance Department scrubbing off graffiti with her pubes. The
city is now graffiti free. Eventually, Kitty Carryall became completely full,
and Bobbie had to find other sources to dump his loads. Jan volunteered for
this job, but he never took her up on it. He did offer to take dumps on Jan's
face, but she declined, citing that only Peter could have that task.
Watch it tonight - it's a riot!
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