From "Cousin Gertrude Get's Married";
Marcia: "Alice, will you try and get Greg's jiz stain out of this dress
for me? I want to wear it to Cousin Gertie's wedding"
Alice: "Christ Marcia, don't you think that dress is a little small for
you?"
Marcia: "Gee Alice, that's the reason I want to wear it!
Alice: "Why the fuck would wear a dress that's too small for you?"
Marcia: "Because it's hemmed right up to my fur monkey, and it shows off
my perfectly coifed piss flippers.....everyone will be looking at ME!"
Alice: "Slut."
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