kingsfan13@aol.com (Kingsfan13) wrote in message news:<20030710015027.23295.00000096@mb-m23.aol.com>...
> I think that a good storyline would have been where Mike and Carol get pissed
> off at the kids for farting too much at the dinner table. They could have a
> meeting w/all of the kids in the family room where Mike and Carol could lecture
> them about the horrors of farting up a storm while people are eating and how
> they were sick of the dining room smelling like crap while everyone was trying
> to hold down Alice's meat loaf. Carol could then discuss the problem w/her
> friend Martha on the phone and Mike to talk to Mr. Phillips about it. Both of
> them would be reassured by the fact that Martha's kids and Mr. Phillips' kids
> did the same thing. A subplot for that episode could be that Alice finds lots
> of skid marks in Jan's underwear and debates whether to tell Mike and Carol
> about it. In the end she talks to Jan directly and Jan tells Alice that she
> has been really nervous lately because of her upcoming debate. As a result,
> she has had trouble holding her bowels. Alice and Jan then kiss (w/tongues)
> and the episode ends.
KF13, what an imagination! Shit, I'd even pass up my two week vacation
in Cancun to watch this episode.
The only problem I have with your premise of Mike and Carol
bitchslapping the kids for farting at the dinner table [and this is no
fault of yours], is except for the tv room/den, there isn't a friggin
window to be found in the downstairs of that fucked up house.....thus
the stench of fart stink had no place to go, and probably lingered for
months, if not years!
You're right in condeming the kids for farting at the dinner table,
but blasting a fart ANYWHERE downstairs would have been lethal.
Should the kids farting be confined to upstairs? Probably not, as 6
kids taking hefty shits in one small bathroom [with no toilet] already
posed a huge stink problem.
In the end, the only person who should be arrested, tried, convicted
and executed, was Mike Brady himself, as it was he who built that
half-assed house, and it was he who hired Alice, whose meatloaf was
the TRUE culprit in the farting problem to begin with.
What say yee, Kingsfan?
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