> about trying to get the remaining cast members of the Brady Bunch to
> could bring in his/her favorite BMs (bowel movements) that he/she
> saved from those wonderful days of the late 60's/early 70's whilst he/
> table in the middle and allow each cast member his/her own special
> area on the table to display the BMs (bowel movements) that he/she is
> example, Jan could display one of her very loose and non-formed BMs
> (bowel movements) (because she was always nervous and uptight about
> crumbly BMs (bowel movements) (because she was already a dried up old
> movements) that was encrusted with all kinds of disgusting debris such
> as silk worm parts, scorpion pieces, and fish heads (because she
> always ate crappy food from countries where they will kill and eat
> and have dozens of BMs (bowel movements) from the Brady Bunch days to
> would show up and provide some commentary on the various BMs (bowel
> movements)!!!
>
> My love to everyone, but especially to the BM (bowel movement) Lady
> (because she has parts of Saggie inside of her) and to Derek (but not
> in a way that is akin to a load of HIV infected sperm dripping out of
> a bunghole).
My dear, sweet, sweet kings.
A Brady Bunch BM (bowel movement) reunion would be just grand! In
fact, it would be grander than grand! We should rent out Staples
Center in Los Angeles for this event. Everyone would be there to show
their BM's (bowel movements). Marsha with her perfect BM's (bowel
movements), Jan with her loose BM's (bowel movements), Cindy with her
designer BM's (bowel movements) that look like shoes, Carol with her
very large BM's (bowel movements), Peater with his firm BM's (bowel
movements), Greg with his Johnny Bravo BM's (bowel movements), Bobby
with his shrimpo BM's (bowel movements). Alice could have her own
special expo of dry and crusted BM's (bowel movements).
Now, since I am the leading authority on BM's (bowel movements), I
don't get into the entertainment value of it, just the anthropolgy of
BM's (bowel movements). Normally, I charge one billion dollars for a
seminar. However, for you Kings, I would be happy to do a BM (bowel
movement) seminar for free.
Of course, we need to find out if Oliver can come. Mike won't be
there, but we can find some of his aids infested BM (bowel movement)
and smear it around.
I am so excited!
Love you Kings!
The BM (Bowel Movement) Lady
The World Leading Authority on BM's (bowel movements)
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