I was just wondering about something. I've started going through
Saggie's thousands upon thousands of old video tapes and TIVO
recordings all titiled "Lost Episodes of the Brady Bunch." There are
so many! Hard to even know where to begin.
Started watching one today. It was a hoot. The family was in
Hawaii. Saggie commented there were many lost episods filmed here
that haven't been shown for years. The children were very bored.
Evidently, it was after the evil Vincent Price had tried to molest the
boys, but before the Bradys went back to LA. Mike, Carol and Alice
had gone out to the gay bar for cocktails (and Mike for cock), The
kids were locked in the room upstairs. Marcia had this great idea to
see who could make the longest BM (bowel movement). The kids all hung
their bottoms over the edge of the balcony. Mike's company had been
too cheap to buy the children rooms facing the ocean, so their room
was smack over the entrance to the Sheraton.
Jan decided it would be fun if all 6 Brady kids started their BM's
(bowel movements) at once. On the count of three, the children all
pushed. Well, it was quite a site. Marcia, of course, started with
a long rope of BM (bowel movement), and Cindy made her usual tiny
string of BM (bowel movement). The BM's (bowel movements) just
started hanging there, ready to snap off at any moment.
Mike, Carol and Alice were returning back to the hotel. Mike and
Carol decided they wanted to go to the ABC Store to get some snacks
and cheap Hawaiian shirts, so they pushed Alice out of the car as they
drove by the Sheraton. All of the sudden, once of those tropical
downpours started - you know the kind Honolulu is famous for. Alice
loved the rain against her wrinkled up skin. She was getting soaked.
As she walked toward the hotel entrance, she opened her mouth wide to
capture the rain.
Unfortunately, for Alice, that wasn't all she captured. At that very
moment, in spite of incredible odds, all 6 of the children's BM's
(bowel movements) broke off their rectums, and plumeted down towards
the entrance of the hotel. As Alice tilted her head back, she ended
up with 6 BM (bowel movement) spears in her mouth! It was a riot. I
have never heard the laugh track so intense on one of these shows!
She moved her head forward, spit out the BM's (bowel movements) and
said "wow, the rain is really hard and dirty here!"
When she got to the room, all of the kids were cleaning up their
bottoms with towels, toilet papers and sheets. She immediatley knew
they had released BM's (bowel movements) over the railing. She began
to laugh, and said "you rotton kids!" Everyone laughed.
So, this was one of the episodes on tape. It was very funny.
Here is a little science you may not have known about. All of the
children's BM's (bowel movements) broke off at the same time because
of the heavy humidity right before the Hawaii rain. This is called
simultaneous bowel movement break off syndrome (SBMBOS), and only
happens in tropical climates. Imagine that.
I feel so warm and welcome to this group. Hope you don't mind
learning a little bit about the science behind BM's (bowel
movements). I feel, as the BM (Bowel Movement) Lady, and the world's
leading authority about BM's (bowel movements), that I shoudl educate
and inform you all about what goes into BM's (bowel movements).
I love all of you so much. Thanks for making me feel at home after
Saggie's untimely death. She is with me, and sends her love. It's
like we've been sharing the same body all of my life, you know?
Love you Kings and Derek so much. You are the farts behind my BM's
(bowel movements).
BTW - who is someone named Steve?
Love you all!
The BM (Bowel Movement) Lady
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