> I miss my friend so much. We met at Brown University many years ago
> after noticing we had the same brown BMW's. We were in the same PHD
> program. We would constantly run thoughts about BM's (bowel
> movements) back and forth, and often consult each other about our
> clients BM's (bowel movements). She was like a sister to me.
Dear BM (bowel movement) Lady:
I was just wondering about something.
The car known as BMW, I assume is named after BM (bowel movement), but what
does the W stand for? I'm guessing Wizardry. BMW stands for Bowel Movement
Wizardry, which of course speaks to your genius in analyzing all things BM
(Bowel Movement.) But is that really what the initials BMW mean? Please
help me with this important question. I was thinking of getting a BMW, but
a friend told me they are shitty. Is that correct? Maybe that's a good
thing.
I love you BM (bowel movement) Lady. I love you Saggie, wherever you are.
I love you Kingsfan 13, but not in a Tom Selleck mustache sort of way.
Love,
Derek
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