Saggie my love, how are you??? I really do miss you and I must
confess how jealous I am that Derek was able to marry you (albeit for
5 minutes) and enjoy the pleasures of your lovely loins.
I think that it's important to bring up the fact that there was an
additional scene in that episode that you neglected to discuss (or
maybe you forgot about it). When Jan emitted her BM (bowel movement)
right there on Waikiki Beach, in addition to being a steaming hot
mess, it was chock full of bits of pineapple, sugar cane, and papaya.
In addition, Jan's BM (bowel movement) had several little undigested
umbrellas in it (the kind that they use in those Hawaiian drinks).
Mike sees Jan's BM (bowel movement) and sifts through its contents.
He then remarks to Jan that she needs to stop drinking the Hawaiian
drinks so quickly because she is accidentally ingesting the little
umbrellas. Mike then lectures the children on the evils of drinking
too quickly (because it can cause unwanted debris in your BM (bowel
movement)). The really funny part of the scene is when Mike goes over
to the bar on the beach (after having fillet Jan's BM (bowel movement)
and he has BM (bowel movement) all over his hands and under his nails)
to order a drink. The bartender (a Hawaiian guy) hands Mike his drink
and says "hey white-boy, you smell like dogshit" (BM (bowel
movement)). Mike doesn't understand and, instead, asks the Hawaiian
guy to meet him at the bathroom in the United terminal at Honolulu
International Airport later in the afternoon.
Love you Sags (and Derek too- but not, of course, in manner that will
cause the AIDS or involves anal shenanigans).
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