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Subject: Re: The "Exact Words" Episode
Date: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 04:11:51 -0000
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On Sep 18, 1:58 pm, Kingsfan13 <kingsfan1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Anyone remember the "exact words" episode? I saw it a few days ago.
> It was the one where Mike and Carol told Greg that he couldn't drive
> the family car. Greg then took his friend's car to go and get tickets
> to a concert because Mike and Carol's "exact words" were that he
> couldn't drive the Brady family car. One scene that is frequently
> left out of this episode is where Greg tells Mike and Carol that he
> will make a BM (bowel movement) that is at least 11 inches long when
> he gets home from the concert (where he repeatedly dipped his index
> finger into Rachel's (Sherwood's daughter) little fishy hole and brown
> trout hole). Greg gets home from the concert and tries to expel the
> requisite BM (bowel movement) but is only able to dredge up a BM
> (bowel movement) that is 10 inches long. Greg tells Mike and Carol
> that a 10 inch BM (bowel movement) should be good enough but Mike and
> Carol demand that he produce an 11 inch BM (bowel movement) because
> those were his "exact words." The end of the show finds Greg
> grunting, sweating, and bearing down on the toilet with no BM (bowel
> movement) to show for his efforts and with the entire family (and
> Alice in her curlers) watching him. Mike then turns to the kids and
> says, "you see children, it can be difficult when you insist on using
> exact words." Just as Mike says this, Peter reaches into his pants
> and pulls out a BM (bowel movement) that is at least 12 inches long
> and holds it up for all to see and to taunt Greg. Greg sees Peter's
> BM (bowel movement) and puts his head in his hands while everyone else
> laughs and laughs at Greg.
Kings! That was such a funny episode! I remember it well.
Once again, those basturds have tricked you into watching a syndicated
version of the Brady Bunch, and not the network version. In the
network version, Peter gets an incredible spanking from Mike (pants
down) because he had cheated. Thindy told Greg tat she saw Peter
rolling out an ordinary 8" BM (bowel movement) to make a 12 inch BM
(bowel movement). Well, when Mike caught wind of this, he went and
examined the BM (bowel movement), and indeed saw Peter had rolled the
BM (bowel movement) out. Peter confessed it had only been an 8" BM
(bowel movement). Mike took Peter over his knee, pulled his pants
down, pulled Peter's pants down too, and spanked peter until his butt
was glowing red.
Greg laughed at Peter. It was funny. Peter later went and beat the
living crap (BM)(bowel movement) out of Thindy for being a tattle
tale. Peter also went and smeared the rolled out BM (bowel movement)
all over Mrs. Beasley.
A riot!
I love you and Derek so much. I love you, but not in a homosexual
Larry Craig having queer (homosexual) sex in the men's bathroom kind
of way.
Love,
Saggie
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