Anyone remember the "exact words" episode? I saw it a few days ago.
It was the one where Mike and Carol told Greg that he couldn't drive
the family car. Greg then took his friend's car to go and get tickets
to a concert because Mike and Carol's "exact words" were that he
couldn't drive the Brady family car. One scene that is frequently
left out of this episode is where Greg tells Mike and Carol that he
will make a BM (bowel movement) that is at least 11 inches long when
he gets home from the concert (where he repeatedly dipped his index
finger into Rachel's (Sherwood's daughter) little fishy hole and brown
trout hole). Greg gets home from the concert and tries to expel the
requisite BM (bowel movement) but is only able to dredge up a BM
(bowel movement) that is 10 inches long. Greg tells Mike and Carol
that a 10 inch BM (bowel movement) should be good enough but Mike and
Carol demand that he produce an 11 inch BM (bowel movement) because
those were his "exact words." The end of the show finds Greg
grunting, sweating, and bearing down on the toilet with no BM (bowel
movement) to show for his efforts and with the entire family (and
Alice in her curlers) watching him. Mike then turns to the kids and
says, "you see children, it can be difficult when you insist on using
exact words." Just as Mike says this, Peter reaches into his pants
and pulls out a BM (bowel movement) that is at least 12 inches long
and holds it up for all to see and to taunt Greg. Greg sees Peter's
BM (bowel movement) and puts his head in his hands while everyone else
laughs and laughs at Greg.
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