| Peter, Greg, Bobby, Cindy, Marsha, Jan and Oliver - the Brady Kids! |
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| saggie diapers (saggiediaperz@aol.com) |
2007/08/22 20:44 |
I was just wondering about something.
The BM (Bowel Movement) Lady and I met up at Starbucks today for a
lovely afternoon treat of dark brown roast coffee. We had chewy fudge
brownies, and they were giving out samples of dark brown chocolate
pudding. Our favorite desserts! We really had a good time. Half way
through the coffee break, I had to make a BM (bowel movement). I
excused myself from the BM (Bowel Movement) Lady, got the restroom
keys, and made a wonderful one piece BM (bowel movement), about 9
inches long. I looked at it before flushing down. All of the sudden,
as I flushed, the BM (bowel movement) shifted positions! Now, the
distal end of the BM (bowel movement) (the part that came out of my
rectum last) was being flushed down ahead of the lateral end (the part
that came out of my rectum first). The BM (bowel movement) had
completely shifted. As it went down the toilet, I was shocked and
upset. I ran out of the restroom, and consulted the BM (Bowel
Movement) Lady immediately, almost starting to cry. How could this
have happened.
For the next 6 hours, the BM (Bowel Movement) Lady consoled me, and
explained that what I had experienced was indeed something called BM
(Bowel Movement) Shift Phenomenon. Although not common, BM (Bowel
Movement) Shift Phenomenon happens when the BM (bowel movement) shifts
itself around the toilet, and the distal end of the BM (bowel movement)
(that part of the BM (bowel movement) that came out of the rectum
last, is flushed down ahead of the lateral end of the BM (bowel
movement) or that part of the BM (bowel movement) that came out of the
rectum first. The BM (Bowel Movement) Lady went on to say this
happens for several reasons, including the velocity of the water in
the toilet, the shape of the toilet, the content of the BM (bowel
movement), fiber in the BM (bowel movement), buoyancy of the water,
etc. Sometimes, if the BM (bowel movement) is ejected out of the
rectum with force, the lateral end will actually stick itself onto the
toilet bowl, and stick like chewing gum! Imagine that. I never
knew! Finally, a salt water toilet almost always ensures BM (Bowel
Movement) Shift Phenomenon will happen.
So, it got me to thinking this had to have happened to the Brady's.
How often do you think that any one of them experienced BM (Bowel
Movement) Shift Phenomenon? Which of the Bradys were more likely to
experience this strange occurrence? Did Jan have what it takes to
fire off a BM (Bowel Movement) with such force that it would jam
itself up against the toilet bowl? All of that corn would have to
produce BM's (bowel movements) that would float, and therefore be
subject to BM (Bowel Movement) Shift Phenomenon.
Now, the BM (Bowel Movement) Lady did not know what the effect of all
those peanuts the Brady's are would have on BM (Bowel Movement) Shift
Phenomenon, but she is going to get her research team at Brown
University looking at it.
Love all of you so much! Kings and Derek - I'll keep you posted the
split second that there is any news on BM (Bowel Movement) Shift
Phenomenon.
Love,
Saggie
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