I was just wondering about something.
Did any of you see last night's lost episode of the Brady Bunch? It
was one of the best.
The children were all off to School, Mike had left to check out
construction on the new gay bath house he had designed in Santa
Monica, and Carol and Alice were finishing up the last of the
breakfast dishes.
It was time for Carol and Alice's morning dildo session. Carol
grabbed her cup of coffee. Alice said "I'll be up in a minute, just
going to wash this pan." Carol proceeded to the bedroom. She opened
her bedstand drawer, grabbed her flesh colored double-headed dildo,
and screamed! "Alice! Come Quickly!" Alice ran up the stairs,
shedding pubic hairs on the way.
"What's Wrong, Mrs. Brady?" "Alice!" Carol screamed! "There is bm
(bowel movement) on my double headed flesh colored dildo!" Alice
looked at the dildo, and said "Yes, Mrs. Brady - you're right! There
is bm (bowel movement) on your double headed flesh colored dildo!"
"Well, don't just stand there like a dumb fuck!" Carol yelled, "Clean
it off you fucking cunt bitch!" "Right away, Mrs. Brady."
Alice scrubbed the dildo with her pubic hair, and rinsed with soap and
hot water. "Are you ready for our session now, Mrs. Brady"" asked
Alice. "No!" Carol said. "I'm so horrified about finding bm (bowel
movement" on my double headed flesh colored dildo that I just can't
think right now." Carol went on to beat the living crap out of Alice,
giving her a kidney punch and gut kick. "Alice, you let me down!"
The rest of the day was quit. Morning came, and the children were all
off to school, Mike gone to look at the homosexual bath house he was
designing, this time in Watts. Carol summoned Alice upstairs, opened
the nightstand, and picked up her double headed flesh colored dildo.
She screamed "Alice! Again, there is bm (bowel movement) on my double
headed flesh colored dildo!" "Oh Alice!" She went on "I know it's
now you this time, since I saw you clean my double headed flesh
colored dildo yesterday. I'm not sorry at all I beat you." "Yes Mrs.
Brady, I know I deserved it." Alice said. "Butt, who could be
putting bm (bowel movement) on your double headed flesh colored
dildo?"
The two women noted something very interesting. The double headed
flesh colored dildo had identical bm (bowel movement) stains on the
opposite ends. Where one side of the double headed flesh colored
dildo had a piece of corn on it, and a brown streak, the other side
did too!
It was a mystery that was not easily solved. The women cleaned the bm
(bowel movement) on the double headed flesh colored dildo, and
carefully put it back in the drawer. After much master debate, they
dedcided to hide in the closet for the rest of the day.
To their horror (and Carol was indeed a whorror), much later in the
afternoon, not one Peter, but TWO came in the room! It was Peter's
identical twin from another episode. The Peters stripped down bare
butt, stole Carol's double headed flesh colored dildo from the drawer,
bent over and each worked one of the ends into their rectum.
Carol and Alice jump out of the closet, and yell "surprise!" The
Peters were so shocked, they immediately lost control of their bowels,
ejected the double headed flesh colored dildo out of their rectum, and
made a bm (bowel movement) right there on Carol's bed. It was so
funny that Alice and Carol laughed so hard they also lost control of
their bowels and made a bm (bowel movement" right by the closet.
Everyone laughed, and then started to throw bm (bowel movement) around
the room.
It was a riot!
I love you all!
Love you so much Kings and Derek, but not in a Kings putting a dildo
in Derek's butt, or Derek putting a dildo in King's butt kind of way.
Your true girl,
Saggie
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