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From: Kingsfan13 <kingsfan1300@yahoo.com>
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Subject: Re: The Bradys - Something Is Very Wrong With The Sunshine Day!!! Please Help!!!!
Date: Mon, 16 Jul 2007 16:47:31 -0700
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My lovely little Saggie, you always post the most thought provoking
topics. That's only one of the reasons why I love you and enjoy your
company so much. Derek, I enjoy your company as well but not in a
queer (ejaculation into your poop chute way).
I have to believe that Jan was the miserable little bitch who
disturbed Alice and prevented her from depositing her 27th BM (bowel
movement) into the honey hole of the United Airlines DC-8 jet. Jan,
being the practical joker that she was, always liked to sneak up on
people (especially whilst they were enjoying themselves and depositing
a BM (bowel movement) into an appropriate receptacle). As a result, I
firmly (but not too firmly- like a good BM (bowel movement)) believe
that it was Jan who was the culprit in this case.
BTW, do you remember that one scene in the HI episodes where Alice is
taking a hula lesson and her back locks up? She then, right on the
grass in front of the Hawaiian hula lady, allows an enlongated, lumpy,
and loose BM (bowel movement) that was filled with coconut pieces and
macadamia nuts escape from her well-used colon? The hula lady then
stepped into Alice's BM (bowel movement) and became very cross with
Alice. Carol told the hula lady to f*ck off and then dragged Alice by
her very wiry nipple hair (which was as thick as co-axiel cable) back
up to the room and tossed her onto one of the beds.
It was quite funny.
On Jul 13, 10:00 pm, saggie diapers <saggiediap...@aol.com> wrote:
> I was just wondering about something.
>
> The BM (Bowel Movement) Lady and I were taking a look at some prior
> research yesterday, and we discovered something alarming. We must all
> work to set history right, and figure out a mystery that will change
> the way we look at history.
>
> As you all know, each of the Brady's made 27 BM's (bowel movements)
> during the flight over to Hawaii. That is, all except Alice. We
> learned a long while ago Alice was the very first one to have a BM
> (bowel movement) the split second the Bradys arrived at the Sheraton
> Hotel in Hawaii. That was because Alice only made 26 BM's (bowel
> movements) on the flight. However, further research by the BM (Bowel
> Movement) Lady and me has discovered that Alice actually started that
> BM (bowel movement) in the air, somewhere about an hour before
> landing. We think maybe there were a total of as much as 3 inches of
> BM (bowel movement) started before she abruptly stopped making her BM
> (bowel movement). The rest of the BM (bowel movement) was completed
> at the Sheraton.
>
> We believe that Alice was toilet pushed during her final BM (bowel
> movement) in flight. It is CRITICAL that we figure out who was
> responsible for this toilet push, and bring them to light so that
> history would look kinder on Alice, and explain why she was the first
> to make a BM (bowel movement) at the Sheraton.
>
> Who done it? Well, let's take a look. First of all, it couldn't have
> been Mike. Mike loved Alice more than Carol or any of the kids
> combined. She had been with him all those years, and he was attracted
> to her manly features. Couldn't have been Mike. Now, because Mike
> loved Alice so much, he NEVER would have tolerated Carol pushing Alice
> off the pot while she was making a BM (bowel movement). Mike would
> have simply beaten Carol to a fine pulp if she had done such a thing.
> Since Carol had zero job skills, she featured mike big time, didn't
> ever want to rock the boat. Carol could not have been our toilet
> pusher.
>
> Leaving the children. Ah yes, the children. Now, Alice loved the
> children, and would never tattle on them, no matter what they did.
> One of the children had to be the BM (bowel movement) pusher off of
> the toilet. But, which one? Who could have broken into the tiny
> airline bathroom, and pushed Alice off the toilet while she was making
> a BM (bowel movement) so they could make their own BM (bowel
> movement)? Which child could have been so rude and disrespectful?
> Which child is Alice protecting? Which child was Alice willing to
> store her BM (bowel movement) in her panties?
>
> Who? We need to figure this out, so Alice won't have the stigma of
> uncontrollable bowels when in fact she was pushed off the toilet when
> making a BM (bowel movement).
>
> Please help!
>
> Love all of you so very much! Thank you for helping right a wrong in
> history.
>
> Kings and Derek, love you so much and thanks for your love and support
> all these years. Kings I know you and Derek love each other too, but
> not in a homosexual type of way.
>
> Love you!
>
> Saggie
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