Kings - my lovie!
Yes, I will try to contact the BM (Bowel Movement) lady this weekend,
and see if I hear her voice. You are so right that we can't make
assumptions without an expert here. The consequences could be terrible
if we were wrong.
Love you so much, my turkey sandwhich with mayo!
Yours always!
Saggie
On Jan 25, 5:25 pm, "kingsfan1300" <kingsfan1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Saggie, my sweetest girl, the way that you are always able to think of such
> thought provoking questions is amazing to me. You are truly a scholar and
> a deep thinker. In response to your query, I think that Jan was probably
> the biggest of the three to slide out of Carol's oft-used vaginal cavity
> (because Jan ultimately grew to be the tallest of the three) blond-bushed
> daughters. Therefore, it would make the most sense that the BM (bowel
> movement) that Carol expelled when grunting Jan out of her cooter was the
> largest. There are, however, several unknown factors ("wildcards", if you
> will) in this case. First, we don't know what Carol may have eaten before
> giving birth to any of these three. For example, if Carol had consumed a
> large Mexican meal (including refried beans, rice, hot salsa, and spicy
> chicken) right before allowing Marcia to slide out, then she probably had
> an immense BM (bowel movement) when that happened. Moreover, it is likely
> that this BM (bowel movement) was festooned with corn kernals, tomato
> skins, and bits of tortillas. A lovely (and colorful sight). I wonder if
> Carol saved any of her childbirthing BMs (bowel movements) and put them
> into the corresponding kid's scrapbook? Ultimately, I think that the BM
> (bowel movement) Lady is going to need to weigh in on this question and
> give us a proper answer.
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