saggie diapers wrote:
> Derek my honey love and former husband!
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> It is so funny you brought this up. I was just this very day at a BM
> (bowel movement) reading seminar held by none other than the BM (Bowel
> Movement) Lady! Imagine that! Wow! I showed her our wedding picture,
> and she said you are a very handsome young man who she would like to
> share BM's (bowel movements) with!
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> The seminar was the best one I've ever attended in my life! I am so
> sorry you missed it. You listen to the BM (Bowel Movement) lady speak,
> and it is so eloquent and classy, I just melted.
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> I learned so much. Did you know that yes, like tea leaves, BM's (bowel
> movements) can be read? However, to be read properly, you must have at
> least 5 pieces of BM (bowel movement). If you don't have at least 5
> pieces of BM (bowel movement), then false conclusions could be made.
> For example, President Bush decided to go to war in Iraq based on only
> 1 BM (bowel movement), and look at the disaster that has happened?
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> The best way to ensure a good BM (bowel movement) reading is to have a
> very loose BM (bowel movement). The kind you have when you have the
> flu, or eat a meal at Taco Bell in New Jersey, or New York. You can
> not have diarrhea - that would not produce pieces of BM (bowel
> movement).
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> Now, the BM (Bowel Movement) Lady specifically used the Brady Bunch as
> an example. There was a lost episode in which Jan had a very loose
> loose BM (bowel movement). This was during the second season, she
> noted. Jan yelled for the family in the middle of the night "Hey!"
> "I've hd a very loose BM (bowel movement), and we all need to come and
> read it!" The whole Brady Bunch came running to look at her BM (bowel
> movement) pieces in the toilet. The pattern was very clear since there
> were over 50 pieces of loose BM (bowel movement). Mike and Carol
> looked, and predicted that Jan would continue to be the middle child,
> have blonde hair, and eventually buy a black afro wig. The kids all
> laughed! "No way!" said Bobby. He insisted on stiring the toilet
> with her BM's (bowel movements), so they would form another pattern.
> "Here!" said Bobby. "Here is the real meaning of your BM's (bowel
> movements)" Bobbie predicted that Jan would eventually come to hate
> being part of the Brady Bunch!
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> Miss you much, Derek. Hope this helped clear things up!
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> Love U always,
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> Saggie
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> Derek Homsberg wrote:
> > I was just wondering about something. I was reading the book Running with
> > Scissors and there's a guy in the book who decides to save his BMs (bowel
> > movements) as a way of predicting his future, like fortune cookies. He made
> > his daughter fish the BMs (bowel movements) out of the toilet and put them
> > on a table outside to dry.
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> > Did the Bradys ever try to read their forturns from their BMs (bowel
> > movements)? I wonder what the BM (bowel movement) Lady would have to say
> > about this?
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> > Love,
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> > Derek
I just reported you to the Terms of Service. This is a clean newsgroup
about a childrens show (a la Sesame Street, Bugs Bunny) and you are all
turning it (except me) into a sick fest. If only Sherwood Schwartz,
Florence Henderson, etc. (even the heavenly ghost of Robert Reed) and
the kids and maid and butcher read this.
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