My loves,
This is the hardest news I've ever had to deliver. The pain is great.
I have no good way to tell you this. I just learned the B'emmies have
been cancelled!
Jack Abramoff was found to be connected to BM (Bowel Movement) weekly,
and in fact was a major contributor. Since Jack Abramoff has made
multiple BM's (bowel movements), and many members of congress have too
A congressional investigation has been launched, and Senator Orrin
Hatch of Utah has called for reform and changes.
Amongst the changes:
1) Members of congress would be banned from having BM's (bowel
movements) for two years after they leave office. Currently, they must
wait only one short year before they may have a BM (bowel movement).
2) All congress members would be limited to having no more than 100
BM's (bowel movements) while they are in office. Currently, there is
no limit.
Other rules are in the works.
It is all I can do to keep from killing myself right now. I'm so
depressed over the cancellation. I was looking forward to going to the
B'emmies with you Kings and Derek in King's brown limo. We would walk
hand-in-hand as we collected our B'emmie. It was to be this girl's
dream come true. My BM (bowel movement) colored dress was all ready -
had it altered and everything.
I just don't know how I can carry on.
Please help me!
Love,
Your broken hearted Saggie
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