Saggie, thanks to you my opinion of Carol is now totally changed. Here
I thoughtlessly assumed that all Carol did was waddle her fat ass
around the house screaming at Alice at the top of her lungs all day
long. Little did I know that Carol was busy checking for BMs (bowel
movements) while the rest of the family slumbered (and were emitting
gas) in their beds. I wonder if Carol's fingers looked like the
fingers of those people in Iraq who recently voted (instead of having
blue ink she had brown BM (bowel movement)) ?
Saggie, once again, you have opened my eyes to something beautiful in
this world and I love you for that.
May I wish you (and whatever BMs (bowel movements) that you have saved
during 2005) a very happy and peaceful holiday season.
God Bless all of us at this festive time of year.
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