I screened another one of the never aired 6th season BB tapes today.
This one was entitled "What is Causing the Red Underwear Stains?"
It is a shame that this episode was never aired because it explored
some very important (and controversial) social issues.
All of the kids were leaving red/brown stains on their underpants.
Alice, of course noticed these stains because she examined and sniffed
each pair of underwear that the kids threw into the hamper. Alice
became very alarmed that the kids' BMs (bowel movements) were bloody.
She told Mr. and Mrs. Brady who then scheduled a colonoscopy with Dr.
Porter and Dr. Cameron for the kids.
The day before the colonoscopies were scheduled the house was in a
state of turmoil because each kid was cleansing his/her bowels and
colon of the encrusted fecal material that they contained in
preparation for the colonoscopies. The boys and the girls were
fighting over who got to use the bathroom and there was lots of liquid
crap dripping down each child's legs because he/she couldn't make it to
the bathroom.
The next day, the whole family piles into the station wagon to go to
the Drs. offices for the colonoscopies. As they arrive, Alice suddenly
says, "Sweet Christ, that wasn't blood in the kids' BMs (bowel
movements). That was beet juice. I've been putting beets into the
kids school lunches. As a result, their BMs (bowel movements) have
turned red!!!" The whole family laughs and laughs. Because of Alice's
stupidity, they make her have a colonoscopy without anesthesia. The
last scene shows Alice on all fours with her maid's outfit pulled up
and Drs. Cameron and Porter shoving the tube up Alice's fat ass while
she yelps in pain.
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