I was just wondering about something.
Did any of you happen to see the lost clip on Nick last night? It was
a riot. It is so sad they take these clips out of the syndicated
versions. This was unusual - it was an entire lost story line.
Marcia had eaten 6 portions of Alice's special tamale and bean pie.
Marcia was very very very hungry. Afterward, she started swearing up a
storm. Carol got very very mad, and started slapping Marcia. "You
fucking whore bitch!" Screamed Carol. "How dare you swear in my house!"
"Fuck You!" Said Marcia. Well, that got Carol so pissed off she
grabbed Marcia by the hair, dragged her into the kitchen, grabbed the
bottle of Dawn soap and squired the entire bottle into her mouth.
Marcia wasn't allowed to spit the soap out, and was forced to swallow
it.
The next day at school, Marcia was showering in gym class with all the
other high school girls. Marcia dropped the soap, and bent over to
pick it up. Well, as Marcia was about to come up, she accidentally
farted and released an ENORMOUS amount of diarrhea (liquid BM)(bowel
movement) all over the other naked girls. There were 50 naked girls
covered completely in diarrhea (liquid BM)(bowel movement). Most of
the girls were wiping it out of their eyes. Some of the girls were
licking their lips, and commenting "Uh...Mexican last night, hu
Marcia!"
Marcia, with her quick wit and very calm and cool manner just said
"Something suddenly came out!"
A riot!
Did any of you see this?
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