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saggie diapers (saggiediaperz@aol.com) 2005/07/09 23:32

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I was just wondering about something.

Did any of you watch the lost episode the other night?  It was awesome.
 Long time since I saw this one.

The entire family was so curious about how much corn was in their BM's
(bowel movements), and wanted to make sure each BM (bowel movement) was
at least 50% or more in maize content.

To solve the mystery, Peter invented the "Cornometer" to guage the
amount of corn in ther BM's (bowel movements).  The device was in the
shape of a volcano..  He spent the entire episode working on it's
development.  Each Brady would make a BM (bowel movement) on top of the
cone.  The Cornometer would analyze the BM (bowel movement), and the BM
(Bowel Movement) would ooze down the sides of the volcano.  It was a
marvelous piece of science.

Well, Marcia's popularity club was coming over to the house to give
their final approval to Marcia being part of their clan.  The girls
were out on the back porch, and took at glance at the Cornometer.  They
wanted to see it work.  Peter put the wires together, but nothing
happened.  He tried several times, and all of the sudden the Cornometer
exploded, and BM (bowel movement) sprayed out all over the girls.

A riot!


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