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From: Don Snotts <Don_member@newsguy.com>
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Subject: Re: Mike was A Cheap Bastard
Date: 15 Mar 2005 06:01:01 -0800
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In article <cu5nng089t@drn.newsguy.com>, Don says...
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>In article <cu3i7802upj@drn.newsguy.com>, Don Frumpy says...
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>>Mike was a really cheap bastard! A pay phone in the house, On his honeymoon he
>>took the kids to avoid paying for a babysitter. He took Carol to a hotel room
>>for their honeymoon. The only time they went anywhere,was when Mikes company was
>>paying the bill (not only for him but Alice and the kids and Carol)HI and
>>Cincinatti. Thats why architects are expensive. He was too cheat to buy Carol
>>that jade necklace in HI. I bet she didn't give him any nookie. That's why he
>>turned gay. He was a cheap bastard.
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>He didn't take the boys to the superbowl game. He just wanted to watch TV with
>Carol and fool around
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Mike even installed pay toilets to curb the Bradys excessive water bills. All
hell broke out when Carol had to take a dump, and she didn't have any nickels.
He made the dunk tank into an outhouse after he got the water bill filling that
contraption. Carol was releived that she in't have to ask Greg for "change" for
the pay crapper.Alice,as usual became the honeydipper.
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