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Subject: Kaopectate or Pepto Bismo?
Date: 1 Feb 2005 08:00:52 -0800
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The Bradys are targeted to do a diahera commercial (ala Safe vs Best soap
).Carol tells Mike that they don't use either, so they test to see which is
better. Alice cooks up her greasesed meat loaf and the whole clan indulges in
this pigfest. Then they ingest Pepto Bismo after dinner as a chaser. At
nighttime the Bradys pile their panties and boxer shorts in a pile and has
Alice look at the toxic waste pile to determine the effectiveness. The next
day, the same test is repeated with Kaopectate. The toxic pile is looked by both
Carol and Alice. They cannot identify a stain on Gregs shorts, so they assume
Pepto Bismo is the best diahera medicine. They do the commercial where they
stand in line holding their stomachs,singing heart burn,gas,indigestion,and
(turn around holding their ass cheeks) diahera! Skip Rope, the director of the
commercial yells Stop! Carol has a split in her pant right down the middle! When
she changes her pants in the dressing room, she has an explosion. Digested meat
loaf all over the place. In fact, she exhausts all the toilet paper in the
dressing room. She finishes wiping her butt with her torn pants and stuffs them
in Gregs duffle bag (we still don't know how Gregs duffle bag got in the womens
dressing room) and finds a pack of cigarettes. She smokes one to releive her
tension, and proceeds to the set to complete the commercial. Gregs underwear is
targeted by OXY-Dirt, to clean up wet dream stains. Carol decides to bow out on
this gig.
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