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From: saggiediaperz@aol.com (Saggiediaperz)
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Date: 23 Jan 2005 06:27:33 GMT
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Subject: Brady Bunch - Devine Comedy
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I was just wondering about something. Have you heard yet about the restatement
of bowel movements that must be made for the entire 6 years of the show?
It seems that Alice violated federal reporting standards for bowel movements
(BM's). Although unintentional, the quantity of bowel movements (BM's) was
overstated due to measuring standards that weren't followed. The standards
call for bowel movements (BM's) to be reported entirely in the inches by length
(they do not measure diameter or circumference at that time like they do now).
The federal reporting standards are VERY clear that if the bowel movements
(BM's) have corn, peanuts or other "knobs" sticking out the ends, these are NOT
to be counted UNLESS they account for more than 75% of the knob. For example,
if only one kernel of corn is sticking out of the end of the bowel movement
(BM), then it can't be counted in the total inches. If there are several corn
kernels sticking out, and if the total area of the kernels sticking out of the
bowel movement (BM) is greater than 75% then it can be included in the total
inches.
It is estimated that thousands of miles of bowel movement (BM) were
overestimated. This is a tragedy.
What do you think?
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