I was just wondering something. Were the children ever punished by not being
allowed to have a bowel movement? I think this would be an effective form of
childhood discipline. Here is the script…
(Carol) Jan!
(Jan) Yes Mother?
(Carol) You were a bad girl today! You've lost your BM
privileges for 24 hours!
(Jan) But Mother!
(Carol) No buts young lady! No BM for 48 hours if you're
going to back talk me!
(Jan) Well, I'll just make my BM's at school then!
(Carol) Do you want to feel the back of my hand across your
mouth, young lady? I said no BM's! I'm going to give you an ultrasound when
you get home tomorrow to make sure you haven't BM'ed.
(Jan) It's so unfair!
(Carol) Life's unfair Jan
(Jan) I hate you!
(Carol) I hate you too!
What do you think?
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