"Brady" <fjotujij@jfdoi.com> wrote in message news:<zmO9d.15224$Qv5.6259@newssvr33.news.prodigy.com>...
> Word has it that Ann B., aka Alice Nelson is the head chef at Camp Cupcake,
> Martha Stewart's new home for the next five months. When told of the new
> celebrity inmate, Ms. Davis replied: "I hope she likes my oily meatloaf".
> Ms. Stewart reportedly threatened the prison chef with these words: "If that
> crappy meatloaf makes me stain my expensive underthings, she can expect a
> lawsuit".
Rumor has it that Martha's been pretty constipated since all this
inside trading shit hit the fan. I'd think a slab of old Ann B's
mystery meat would get Marty's asshole quivering again.
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