Folks. Dear folks. I was just wondering if you knew I had heard from the BM
Expert (the one you call the BM Lady). Here is what she said.
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My precious Saggy,
How are you my love? I am so lonely here in Iraq. We put in long hours
helping to liberate the bowels from their oppression. It is so worth it. A
little Iraq girl said to me the other day "I had a child! I had a child" We
looked, and I said "No honey, even better! You had a BM!" She began to cry.
I began to cry. It's all worth it.
Now, in answer to your question about who was the first to take their dump at
the Sheraton Wikiki.
Remember, a few months ago we had this conversation. You wondered how many
BM's each Brady had during their flight over from LA to Honolulu. You had
guessed each Brady had three BM's during the flight, for a total of 27 BM's
(including Alice). We later determined it was actually 27 BM's EACH! Not
total.
Simply look for the Brady who only had 26 BM's on the plane, and you will find
your mover who was the first to make a poo poo.
Now, for many of you, you never took a flight in the 70's on a 747 to Honolulu.
Travel was much different than it is now. First class travel today is what
coach travel was like back then. The airlines served tons of free snacks and
alcohol to their customers.
Now, looking at the behavior of the Brady's on the trip over, look at how much
complimentary cheap campaign was served. Since all the kids left their fake ID
at home, including Cindy, they were not allowed to have the bubbly.
However, look at how much Alice consumed. She was drinking like a fish. She
drank so much that she missed the opportunity to have her final BM prior to
landing, and thus only made 26 BM's. You can see it in her face.
BTW - the State of Hawaii sewer system was never the same after the Brady
visit. There was so much feces and urine and feminine juices being discharged
that the sewers couldn't take it all. They had no choice but to dump the raw
sewage directly into the ocean. Sadly, as the result of doing this there is
plant and wild-life now extinct because of the Brady's.
So now you know Sagggie and friends.
Love you much! Miss you all my honies!
The BM Expert - AKA BM Lady.
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