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Subject: Pay phone
Date: 5 Sep 2004 07:02:28 -0700
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The bradys decide to install a pay toilet to ease cogestion on the throne. Did
you see Carols face when she had to go potty and she didn't have a dime? She
straddled the sink in the kitchen and took a dump in the kitchen sink! Alice
had to push the turds down the garbage grinder (you never heard it though cuz
they ate garbage).
The boys just started to whiz in the backyard when they couldn't get to the pay
toilet. And Mike just stunk up the pay toilet for the girls. Carol has had
enough of this goofy idea. She drives to the local gas station and uses their
toilet. Goober from Mayberry drills a peephole in the wall to the john and spies
on Carol cuz she comes so often here. Carol finds out about the peephole and
puts a show on for Goober. Golly....he heard to say, and sticks his member in
the hole. Carol thinks its a toilet paper holder and puts a roll of tissue paper
on his member. Golly Golly that ladies dumb Goober tells Andy.
Barney Fife wants some of Carol.
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