I just wondered if you knew that I had heard from the BM Expert (aka BM Lady)
after a long pause of silence.
Here is the text of that message…
Dear Saggie my good friend,
I am so sorry for not getting back to you much sooner. This has been a very
hectic month here in the Middle-East. Terrific movement with the bowels and
trying to restore control of the bowels. Tough job.
You had asked about which of the Brady's had the worst odor concerning their
BM's. You are in luck! One of my three doctorate degrees from BMU indeed is
about odors and their relationship to bowel movements. In analyzing the data,
understand just like who had the first BM after school, it's not clear cut. On
any day, or after any movement for that matter, any of the 9 Brady's (including
Alice) could have the worst stinkies. When you look at then, you need to look
at a trend and ask "who was the usual culprit" or "who more often than not" had
the worst BM odor.
It was tough to figure this one out. Many pointed to Jan, and indeed often
times she did make the worse smelling poo. However, someone also hit the nail
on the head. Since Mike was constantly shoving items up his rectum (like
dildos, plastic items, etc.), the items often leached toxic odors deep into the
tissue of his anus. They leached back into the bowel movement, and often
contributed to an increase in odor.
So - now you know. I miss you all my honeys, and wait to return soon!
Love you!
The BM Expert - aka the BM Lady!
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