i hate to say it but it was obviously mike the sick-o
as for the girl my god i couldn't stand it and since they were step
sisters "oh my i didn't know you where in here .."
well more of a left over from childhood but they grew up well i alway liked
jan because of the middle child anything for attention thing....
ollie hater <ollie_member@newsguy.com> wrote in
news:cglrll02sb7@drn.newsguy.com:
> In article <cgleuh01dbn@drn.newsguy.com>, kandura says...
>>
>>Oh No! Oliver breaks Carols toilet seat! What will she do? Oliver breaks
>>the Who stays up and watches the BB at this hour? Oliver breaks Carols
>>toilet seat by slamming the lid down and cracking nuts on the seat.
>>Oliver ain't too bright, but the toilet seat worked beautifully at
>>cracking walnuts. Carol is miffed and constipated and takes a dump at
>>the park. Everyone in the neighborhood knows that Carol made a deposit
>>and the Dittmeyers even spied on Carol. When Carol came out of the
>>stall, Oliver showed two thumbs up and offered her a shelled walnut. The
>>john smelled like a day old turds in the sun....PPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUU.Even
>>Carol gagged.Not to worry though, the Big John Toilet Seat is
>>gauranteed for life(not olivers lifespan on the bb).Just return it
>>cleaned of course and we'll send Carol a new one (we wouldn't want her
>>to get blisters on that shapely fat ass).We'll even personally fit her a
>>new one providing she drops her drawers,and shows us her ass. That's not
>>much to ask.She can't eat Alices beans before she comes for her fitting.
>>We don't want to smell Mrs Brady's farts,we just want to see her
>>butt.Did you ever see her butt crack when she was bending down?
>>In article <cgkt4r024dv@drn.newsguy.com>, fizzle says...
>>
>>>
>>>http://www.bigjohntoiletseat.com/
>>>Now we know why their is no Brady named John Brady. After Alice painted
>>>that bullseye on Carol's ass,Peter invited his friends over for a game
>>>of marbles. Who could target Carols bunghole at 20 feet. Peter lost his
>>>catseye marble playing this game.Next episode tomorrow....Carol goes to
>>>her first stag movie.And she thinks it's about deer.
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>>>In article <cginrc01q14@drn.newsguy.com>, fizzle says...
>>>>
>>>>In article <cgi10h02k87@drn.newsguy.com>, fizzle says...
>>>>>http://www.bigjohntoiletseat.com/
>>>>>>Todays episode was a classic. Someone pissed on Carol's new toilet
>>>>>>seat and Carol sat on a wet seat! Man, was she pissed. Enter
>>>>>>detective Peter. He will find out who the culprit is. Carol tells
>>>>>>him to eliminate the girls cuz they squat to piss. But Peter tells
>>>>>>an astonished Carol "but girls can piss standing up" and he suspects
>>>>>>EVERYBODY.
>>>>>Peter finds a black pubic hair on the seat and eliminates the girls.
>>>>>Next, he finds a hairpin on the floor. He highly suspects ALICE! He
>>>>>approaches Alice and asks her if she pissed on the seat. Alice,who
>>>>>is amazed at Peters detective work admits to doing the nasty deed.
>>>>>She is pissed cuz Mike spent money on Carol for no apparent reason
>>>>>and didn't get Alice a birthday present! Peter swears he won't tell
>>>>>Carol and proceeds to piss on Carol's toilet seat cuz Carol wouldn't
>>>>>show him her tits (she showed Greg but not him). Carol again sits
>>>>>on the wet seat and exclaims "OH MIKe". She calls Alice in to wipe
>>>>>her butt cuz she is too lazy to wipe her own ass. Alice paints a
>>>>>bullseye on her ass with lipstick aqnd writes the words bitch. To be
>>>>>continued......@ 4:00 a.m. watch it.
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