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From: ollie hater <ollie_member@newsguy.com>
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Subject: Re: Brady's at 4;00 a.m.
Date: 26 Aug 2004 16:27:49 -0700
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In article <cgleuh01dbn@drn.newsguy.com>, kandura says...
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>Oh No! Oliver breaks Carols toilet seat! What will she do? Oliver breaks the
>Who stays up and watches the BB at this hour? Oliver breaks Carols toilet seat
>by slamming the lid down and cracking nuts on the seat. Oliver ain't too bright,
>but the toilet seat worked beautifully at cracking walnuts. Carol is miffed and
>constipated and takes a dump at the park. Everyone in the neighborhood knows
>that Carol made a deposit and the Dittmeyers even spied on Carol. When Carol
>came out of the stall, Oliver showed two thumbs up and offered her a shelled
>walnut. The john smelled like a day old turds in the
>sun....PPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUU.Even Carol gagged.Not to worry though, the Big John
>Toilet Seat is gauranteed for life(not olivers lifespan on the bb).Just return
>it cleaned of course and we'll send Carol a new one (we wouldn't want her to get
>blisters on that shapely fat ass).We'll even personally fit her a new one
>providing she drops her drawers,and shows us her ass. That's not much to ask.She
>can't eat Alices beans before she comes for her fitting. We don't want to smell
>Mrs Brady's farts,we just want to see her butt.Did you ever see her butt crack
>when she was bending down?
>In article <cgkt4r024dv@drn.newsguy.com>, fizzle says...
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>>http://www.bigjohntoiletseat.com/
>>Now we know why their is no Brady named John Brady. After Alice painted that
>>bullseye on Carol's ass,Peter invited his friends over for a game of marbles.
>>Who could target Carols bunghole at 20 feet. Peter lost his catseye marble
>>playing this game.Next episode tomorrow....Carol goes to her first stag
>>movie.And she thinks it's about deer.
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>>In article <cginrc01q14@drn.newsguy.com>, fizzle says...
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>>>In article <cgi10h02k87@drn.newsguy.com>, fizzle says...
>>>>http://www.bigjohntoiletseat.com/
>>>>>Todays episode was a classic. Someone pissed on Carol's new toilet seat and
>>>>>Carol sat on a wet seat! Man, was she pissed. Enter detective Peter. He will
>>>>>find out who the culprit is. Carol tells him to eliminate the girls cuz they
>>>>>squat to piss. But Peter tells an astonished Carol "but girls can piss standing
>>>>>up" and he suspects EVERYBODY.
>>>>Peter finds a black pubic hair on the seat and eliminates the girls. Next, he
>>>>finds a hairpin on the floor. He highly suspects ALICE! He approaches Alice and
>>>>asks her if she pissed on the seat. Alice,who is amazed at Peters detective
>>>>work admits to doing the nasty deed. She is pissed cuz Mike spent money on Carol
>>>>for no apparent reason and didn't get Alice a birthday present!
>>>>Peter swears he won't tell Carol and proceeds to piss on Carol's toilet seat cuz
>>>>Carol wouldn't show him her tits (she showed Greg but not him). Carol again sits
>>>>on the wet seat and exclaims "OH MIKe". She calls Alice in to wipe her butt cuz
>>>>she is too lazy to wipe her own ass. Alice paints a bullseye on her ass with
>>>>lipstick aqnd writes the words bitch. To be continued......@ 4:00 a.m. watch it.
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