In article <cgi10h02k87@drn.newsguy.com>, fizzle says...
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>>Todays episode was a classic. Someone pissed on Carol's new toilet seat and
>>Carol sat on a wet seat! Man, was she pissed. Enter detective Peter. He will
>>find out who the culprit is. Carol tells him to eliminate the girls cuz they
>>squat to piss. But Peter tells an astonished Carol "but girls can piss standing
>>up" and he suspects EVERYBODY.
>Peter finds a black pubic hair on the seat and eliminates the girls. Next, he
>finds a hairpin on the floor. He highly suspects ALICE! He approaches Alice and
>asks her if she pissed on the seat. Alice,who is amazed at Peters detective
>work admits to doing the nasty deed. She is pissed cuz Mike spent money on Carol
>for no apparent reason and didn't get Alice a birthday present!
>Peter swears he won't tell Carol and proceeds to piss on Carol's toilet seat cuz
>Carol wouldn't show him her tits (she showed Greg but not him). Carol again sits
>on the wet seat and exclaims "OH MIKe". She calls Alice in to wipe her butt cuz
>she is too lazy to wipe her own ass. Alice paints a bullseye on her ass with
>lipstick aqnd writes the words bitch. To be continued......@ 4:00 a.m. watch it.
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