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Subject: Re: Brady's at 4;00 a.m.
Date: 25 Aug 2004 05:34:25 -0700
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>Todays episode was a classic. Someone pissed on Carol's new toilet seat and
>Carol sat on a wet seat! Man, was she pissed. Enter detective Peter. He will
>find out who the culprit is. Carol tells him to eliminate the girls cuz they
>squat to piss. But Peter tells an astonished Carol "but girls can piss standing
>up" and he suspects EVERYBODY.
Peter finds a black pubic hair on the seat and eliminates the girls. Next, he
finds a hairpin on the floor. He highly suspects ALICE! He approaches Alice and
asks her if she pissed on the seat. Alice,who is amazed at Peters detective
work admits to doing the nasty deed. She is pissed cuz Mike spent money on Carol
for no apparent reason and didn't get Alice a birthday present!
Peter swears he won't tell Carol and proceeds to piss on Carol's toilet seat cuz
Carol wouldn't show him her tits (she showed Greg but not him). Carol again sits
on the wet seat and exclaims "OH MIKe". She calls Alice in to wipe her butt cuz
she is too lazy to wipe her own ass. Alice paints a bullseye on her ass with
lipstick aqnd writes the words bitch. To be continued......@ 4:00 a.m. watch it.
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