I was just wondering how Mike knew if the children had indeed made their bowel
movements or not? Sure, there was no actual incentive for Marcia, Jan, Cindy,
Greg, Peter or Bobby to lie to Mike and say a stinky was manufactured when it
wasn't. After all, what possible gain could they have by saying they had made
a BM when they didn't? What would that have accomplished? Let's just say, for
the sake of argument however, that they DID lie to Mike about making their
bowel movements. For example, Mike would ask Jan if she had made a BM, and she
answered "Yes I did Daddy" when in fact her transverse colon, descending colon
and possibly her ascending colon too plus her anus were still impacted.
What do you think Mike should have done? Should he have had Alice go in and
personally see that each child did indeed deposit a bowel movement into the
toilet? What if one of the children had defecated for one of the other
children? For example, what if Cindy had made a BM for Marcia, then made a
quick get away through one of the three bathroom doors. Should each child have
been weighed before and after their scheduled toilet time? Oh God! What if
they came out of the bathroom HEAVIER than when they went in? Yuck!
I am such a loss and don't know how to proceed. If only that wonderful woman,
the BM Analyzer was here. She was so great. She knew how to handle any bowel
movement problem large or small, little or tall. God bless her going to Iraq
like that so all the little children who didn't have bowel movements would
finally have a chance at having one. A true American Hero…I just feel like
I've know her all my life. God bless you BM Analyzer.
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